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The Numerous Benefits of Having Loud Sex
The sex was so good even the neighbours had a cigarette
I don’t think I am too loud. After all, I gave birth three times, in a natural way, with no anaesthetics at all, decently groaning only. I’m no masochist, but I was focusing on getting it done, I had no energy for wasting my breath on a scream.
I can take some pain and a lot of pleasure without getting too vocal. I sigh — a lot. I moan, groan. I can get loud without screaming. And then there are times when the sensation just gets too much and it gets me screaming — a little.
After an especially loud instance, I bumped into my next-door neighbour — a woman in her fifties, with hair like fire and forever Ferrari red lips — she raised one brow and smiled a mischievous, all-knowing half-smile.
I truly hoped she wouldn’t high-five me.
I managed to smile more victoriously than embarrassed and skipped away in the autumn sunshine.
My victory was totally reasonable because regardless of having cool neighbours, having loud sex is quite good for you.
Why do guys go for loud women? What is it about being vocal that makes it sexier?